New Year Old Me

Highlights & reflections from 2019 Anyone else feel like every time you do an arts application it’s like you’re gouging out your slimy entrails, holding them up & saying ‘money for this please’, or is it just me? K, thats a tad...

Um, poem?

You know… when someone asks do you have children and you’re like excuse me sir I’m 12! and then you catch a glimpse of yourself in the shop window and see the 97 year-old you’ve become and you realise it was a perfectly legitimate question for someone to ask? Same  ...

Band names I found in the notes pages on my phone

Band names I found in the notes pages on my phone Here is a list of band names I have invented that I had forgotten about until scanning the notes pages on my phone. Apparently I thought these were all important enough to write down. I may or may not add to this list...

Poem: Personal Statement

Personal Statement by Talia Randall   My teachers tell me I could really Be Somebody, but instead of filling out the form they gave me I dangle my virginity from my window ledge and make a performance from puffing on the hash I swiped from dad’s tobacco tin.   The...