Hi. I’m Talia Randall.
And um here I am throwing another podcast onto the ever-growing pile while the world burns around us. You’re welcome.
Cassette Tape Radio mashes together different elements to create a weirdo mixtape. You’ll hear anything from comedy sketches to poems and awkward stories. I might even record a conversation with my dad about the state of UK politics right now brackets – only joking.
First episodes include a rap about fax machines, an essay about the sex playlist that you make for your one-night stands and an introduction to a brand new musical genre I’ve created called ElectroKrud.
(sound of pressing ‘play’ on a tape)
(80’s rhythm guitar + 4/4 funk beat)
Beep Beep Screech as we drink some wine.
Beep Beep Screech on the telephone line.
Beep Beep Screech so erotic
Telephonic know you want it
Beep Beep Screech as we drink some wine.
Beep Beep Screech on the telephone line.
Beep Beep Screech so erotic.
Telephonic tell me that you want it.
(bendy synth)
(bendy synth + rhythm guitar + 4/4 funk beat)
(sound of ‘fast forward’ on a tape)
(ambient house music)
The dyslexic computer is where you burn cds, creating playlists imaginatively titled ‘drum n bass etc’ or ‘hip hop 3’. But the playlists you funnel the most effort into are the sex cds.
You may have come here for an education, but far more important is the clocking up of ‘life experience’ and you are diligently shagging your way to gain what the careers advisor called ‘social skills’.
Its much cheaper than doing an internship.
(sound of ‘fast forward’ on a tape)
(bongo beat)
(medievil lute)
‘ElectroKrud’, a new musical genre…
(medievil lute)
(‘electrokrud’ in autotune)
Imagine that the entire youth population of the Home Counties are all on acid. And all of them are sharing one cigarette in a yurt on the Sunday morning of a festival
(‘electrokrud’ in autotune)
(sound of pressing ‘stop’ on a tape)
(garage music plays again)
This is obviously the kind of content that you’re here for babe so please tell a friend, tell your mum, don’t tell my mum and erm i’ll see ya later.
Bye
see ya bye
see ya bye later bye see ya b-bye
bye b-bye
(talking trails off)
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