Band names I found in the notes pages on my phone Here is a list of band names I have invented that I had forgotten about until scanning the notes pages on my phone. Apparently I thought these were all important enough to write down. I may or may not add to this list...
Personal Statement by Talia Randall My teachers tell me I could really Be Somebody, but instead of filling out the form they gave me I dangle my virginity from my window ledge and make a performance from puffing on the hash I swiped from dad’s tobacco tin....
Curriculum by Talia Randall When we get to the bit about consent, I’m supposed to read from a laminated crib sheet. An educational film is meant to explain: a stick man makes tea for another stick man who doesn’t want tea. If tea = sex then what is a biscuit?...
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