Band names I found in the notes pages on my phone

Band names I found in the notes pages on my phone Here is a list of band names I have invented that I had forgotten about until scanning the notes pages on my phone. Apparently I thought these were all important enough to write down. I may or may not add to this list...

Poem: Personal Statement

Personal Statement by Talia Randall   My teachers tell me I could really Be Somebody, but instead of filling out the form they gave me I dangle my virginity from my window ledge and make a performance from puffing on the hash I swiped from dad’s tobacco tin.   The...

Poem: Curriculum

Curriculum by Talia Randall   When we get to the bit about consent, I’m supposed to read from a laminated crib sheet. An educational film is meant to explain: a stick man makes tea for another stick man who doesn’t want tea. If tea = sex then what is a biscuit? If...